ME: Certainly! What can I help you with?
CUSTOMER: I have a six-foot Christmas tree, and I was wondering if you thought this would be enough to decorate it. *gestures to fewer than thirty small, classic Christmas balls*
ME: For six feet? I really don't think so.
CUSTOMER: Do you have other ornaments?
ME: Oh, absolutely! These are just the ones we store in our dollar spot. We have a bigger variety back in seasonal. Of course, if you want to stay cheaper, you could just pick up more of the ones you've selected.
CUSTOMER: Hmm--do you think I have enough balls?
ME: *without even the slightest hesitation or crack in my exterior* Yes, I think so. Mixing in plain with other shapes is usually a nice display.
CUSTOMER: Good. *suddenly realizes what he asked me and blushes and squirms a little* You...know what I meant.
ME: *mildly* I didn't say anything.
CUSTOMER: And I thank you for that.
