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September 5 2010, 00:49:22 UTC 7 years ago

Although I haven't finished yet, I'm really enjoying your comments on Twilight. I did have one question though. Every woman I know who likes the series and has seen Sixteen Candles drools over both Edward and Jake Ryan. It's obvious as to why Edward is a jackass, but I've never seen the fascination with Jake Ryan. He didn't seem to care about the main character that much and treated his girlfriend like crap when he decided to leave her. What's your view point on that character?
First of, thank you for your compliments. :)

Second of all, I have actually not seen that movie all the way through in a very, VERY long time. As such, I can't remember as much as I would need to make a comparison like that. I don't like to give analyses without full canon, so I apologize, but I can't give you a view point as I stand now. *helpless flap of arms*


September 6 2010, 03:57:37 UTC 7 years ago Edited:  September 6 2010, 03:58:11 UTC

I've really liked your sporking of Twilight and other WTF!Fanfiction. I also really enjoyed Mrs. Hyde's The Darkest hour. Plus you two just seem awesome in general. Friend me? I'll try not to be so awkward in the future :)


September 6 2010, 04:02:49 UTC 7 years ago Edited:  September 6 2010, 04:05:08 UTC

Thank you! Mrs. Hyde says thank you as well--consider yourself friended. :)

Edited to add this link--it's a welcome to my LJ post I wrote, so you can have all the info you need to know what I blather on about on my personal LJ.
Hi! I've been a fan of yours for awhile (in a non-creepy sort of way!) and would love to friend you if that's cool :)
Hello das_mervin!

Hope you are well. This Twilight fanfiction is called "Making Love out of Nothing at All" by ashel-13 on My personal opinion is "Making SHIT out of Nothing at All" discarding the craptastic sequel and full of true suegasm of all time! Why do I send you this? Because you have become my hero in sporking the Twatlight series, I am amazed, you guys have great potential. I haven't found another being that agrees with me in this shit in form of words.

The fanatics of this fic are masive. It's a true challenge! I believe that poeple thatt have bashed this fic have been eaten by this fanatics, I'm a survivor; That's why I write myself anonymous. I don't have much time.

I leave it in your hands for now, I will continue searching for the ones who still have minds that haven't been crapped by this fic. Good Luck!
I'm adding you because I enjoy your sporkings, recaps, fics (as well as Mrs. Hyde's), and think that you and Mrs. Hyde seem like cool and interesting people. Anyway, if you friended me back, that would be nifty.

(Do I sound like a creeper? I feel like a creeper. I promise that my normal lj posts are not usually creepy.)
You're not a creeper! I will definitely friend you back! Welcome to my LJ! I freak out and spazflail a lot. :D
Is it okay to add you? I'm a fan of your sporkings, although I tend to lurk rather than comment.
No problem at all! You'll probably see a lot of screaming about "Supernatural" over here, and get very closely acquainted with my cats. :)


7 years ago

Is it okay to friend you? You introduced to Supernatural,Leah/Castiel, Misha Collins and several other man candy actors, so I consider you the pinnacle of awesome right now. JUST THINK. If I hadn't read your fics, I would not have seen Supernatural ever because it looked like a pointless gory show, and I wouldn't have known about Misha. ILU <3.
*I really hope I don't sound like a creeper, but I just caught up and then re-watched Castiel molotoving Michael with Holy fire. WIN. (And no, I don't squeal with delight when Sam, Dean, or Castiel are on screen due to their sheer hotness. No, those squeals were... uh... my clock? Yes. My clock. Rather pervy, that clock.)*
Dude. I am so friending you back for that one, because that's the best friends request I think I've ever gotten. You should probably get that clock looked at. ;D

Welcome to my private domain! Just in time for the newest SPN episode, too! Here you will see me scream about....pretty much nothing and for no reason. I like to ramble here, because while I have to maintain some modicum of sense over at das_sporking, I say to hell with it here. I hope you enjoy your stay!


7 years ago

I am a lurker and I loved your sporks. They are spot on all on that is wrong with Twilight. The Hours series is incredible and that Castiel pic up there is adorable. I have several twispite fics to recommend hence the desire to join the twispite community. You two are amazing and I would love it if you friend me.
You've been approved in the comm--I thank you for the compliments, and I thank you for your reasons for wanting to join. I look forward to your spitefics!

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Thank you very much! You're friended back. :) Enjoy your stay here, I tend to yell a lot.
On the other hand, Sam is Lucifer's favorite dress, and dammit, he's going to be the prettiest princess at that Apocalyptic battle.

Claire can't help but think that maybe if Michael hadn't sent the most obnoxious winged dick to convince the most stubborn man alive, the Apocalypse would have come sooner. Huzzah for angelic stupidity.

This whole piece is from Claire Novak's point of view, as I find her extremely interesting.

Love the sporkings and I'd love to hear all about your cat. I'm owned by felines as well. ;)
Duh. Forgot to say I've friended you.


7 years ago


7 years ago

I imagine you get this sort of request a lot, but can I try my hand at one of the aside chapters for a later spork of the twilight series? I've never done a sporking before but I'm good at making snarky commentary, so I'd like to try one for Eclipse or Breaking Dawn.
Actually, I don't get that request as often as you think. :)

However, I am afraid I must turn you down--I only passed one chapter of NM away for personal reasons, but I have EC already noted and broken down, and as for BD, I've got specific plans for that one and so can't give any chapters away. As for the extras and asides, those were only for TW and NM; EC and BD don't have any at all. Sorry--I've just got everything already planned out.
Hi! I added you long back because I adore your "Twilight" sporkings, and just, well, your thoughts on anything, because you're interesting and funny. :D Well, now that I know you're an SPN fan too - a Sam!girl to boot, because there are precious few Samgirls out there - your awesomeness factor went up a few notches in my book. Would love it if you could friend me back. :)
Yay! I would love nothing better. :D And just in time for Hellatus to end, too. Sweeeet. You are officially friended.
Hello Das_mervin! I have never made an account on live journal until I stumbled here, and I'm glad I did. I really really love your Twilight recaps. No sporker has ever made me laugh and entertained me the way you and your team have. Not just entertainment but I have also learned a lot from reading your recaps. I have learned about family, appreciation, love to life, relationships, responsibility and respect. *blush* can you believe it? When I feel like I'm being a bella-esque bitch, I read mervin sporks and it wears out haha. I hope you read this, I would love if you could friend me. This would be my first friend request (man i hope i didn't sound like a kiss-ass.) Fan all the way from Puerto Rico :) Take care!
Hello right back at ya. :)

Dude, if anyone's blushing right now, it's me. I am unbelievably flattered right now, and very touched. :) I'm honored that my screaming, flailing, bitchy recaps have meant that much to you. Thank you so much!

I'll friend you back, definitely! I'm on an SPN kick, though, so you'll have to endure plenty of posts on that. Just make yourself at home and feel free to join in the conversation!

Re: Hello.


6 years ago

Hi! I've been commenting here for some time using my old shared account (sue_hunting_duo). I'm trying to switch to my new account now - which is exclusively mine - by moving things bit by bit. It's difficult, because that old account started to feel so much like a pair of comfy old shoes. Could you please friend my new iteration to make the transition easier? :)
No problem. :D
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