Madame Mervin, Hammer of Sues (das_mervin) wrote,
Madame Mervin, Hammer of Sues
das_mervin

Update time.

So, this is my life so far from the last post. So frickin' much.

Firstly, tomorrow my new roommate moves in. Yep, much sooner than anticipated. I admit, I am now freaking out. But, you know. Better than nothin', and I will get used to it eventually. I have to do some emergency cleaning in my apartment, just to make it presentable, and to get his room ready for him. I also have to get my wireless plugged back in, as this computer I work on--the desktop--is NOT a community compy, as I will make quite clear. Ezekiel is MINE. That's why he's password protected. *nods firmly*

Jesus. Roommate. Living with a dude. My stomach is knotting. If he'd moved in when he'd said he was gonna, I don't think I'd be spazzing out like I am right now, as I would've had time to prepare for it. As it stands, I...did not.

Bleh. Moving on. Other topics. That are still bleh, of course.

I recently suffered a crash. Not that kind of crash--I mean a bipolar crash. A lot of shit happened all at once and triggered a crash, and it left me pretty wrecked for about two weeks. However, after I recovered, I decided to try and bump myself out of it a little bit by dressing up more than I usually do. I wore my nice red polo, put my hair up in a clip and styled it, and wore makeup. I pretty much never do that. My therapist agrees that that is a good idea; if I put effort into my appearance on a regular basis, maybe it'll make me start caring more about myself. Unfortunately, it has had an unintended side effect.

*drums fingers* Matt the Less and I have pretty much zilch going on, we are just really good friends who have laughs and flirt a lot, and we've both opened up to the other about personal problems. However, there is a girl at work who either dearly wants to get in his pants or dearly wants to get her hands on those appealing dogtags and the money that goes with them. Three people think it's the latter, just so you know. Anyway, I was dressed nicely and he and I were walking back to the breakroom, and we had to walk by her to get there. Once we got out of earshot, he promptly turns to me and says, "Dude, I think she was giving you the evil eye for hanging out with me." I told him that was stupid--why the hell would she do that? Yeah, she would do that because she apparently has decided I'm some kind of competition for a piece of military meat. She has incessantly demanded now six times why I'm wearing makeup and outright accused me of doing it just so he'd notice me--not hard to miss the scathing note in her voice, too. I was extremely unamused; I am almost thirty years old. I am too old for this high school bullshit. Add to the fact that Bunny Boiler is practically stalking him at this point, and you have a recipe for DO NOT WANT. I hope this gets sorted out soon; I don't want to be in the middle of this drama.

And no, I didn't wear it so he'd notice me. But he did anyway. And made me blush.

Finally, the best news ever. The Rifftrax crew will be riffing none other than The Room for their next live show. I love Rifftrax live, and have always wanted to go and see one in theaters when they are broadcasting, but have never found the time or a theater close enough to me.

They will be broadcasting from Nashville. AND GEHAYI GOT ME TICKETS.

I AM GOING TO THE LIVE SHOW. I AM GOING TO SEE THEM ON STAGE, RIGHT THERE, RIFFING AWAY. I AM GOING TO BE PART OF THE AUDIENCE AND IF THEY DECIDE TO SELL THAT LIVE SHOW ON DVD, THERE IS EVERY CHANCE MY STUPID FACE WILL BE ON IT.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUGHHH!!!!!


EVERYONE BOW DOWN TO GEHAYI. FOR SHE IS AWESOME AND I CAN NEVER REPAY HER.
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  • 8 comments
I'm jealous. Extremely jealous. XPPPP

Have fun there! (To Gehayi: I can hear her scream from down in the Bayou. I may go deaf soon. xD I kid!)
I think I can hear that scream from France!
(well, Kermit flail and all, sort of normal)
Sounds like a fun present, right down your alley, and yes, Gehayi is awesome *Bowing*
Unexpected dude roommate and bitchy bitch that bitches? You have my sympathies (been there, done that, got the Tee)... Mmmm, may I suggest some indecent amount of chocolate? It always help.

I normally would have suggested booze too, but that can lead to unexpected developments, especially with dude roommate. Better stick with chocolate... Or ice cream... Or chocolate ice cream...
YOU, my dear, are the Great Mervin, manporn provider for the masses and Spork goddess...
And you know what? Just spork the little bitch!
Have fun and have care.
Oh my GOD, I need to see if there's a theater near me that's going to broadcast that RiffTrax Live, because The Room is hysterical. A friend I've known since second grade went to see it when Tommy Wiseau was there and she and the people she went with threw a football around with him in the hallway of the theater.

BUT. To be able to see it with Mike, Bill, and Kevin riffing it live?! Oh man, I hope you somehow get to meet them.
Good luck with everything, Mervin! ^^; Hopefully things don't get too nutty.

And YAY! :D Have fun watching The Room get lampooned!
I hope you have fun at the Rifftrax show. I've heard a lot of bad things about The Room, so it's definitely going to be hysterical.
I hope that Rifftrax show as all you wanted. And more! Sounds like you needed something awesome what with drama (how idiotic) and flat-mate and all that!
Congrats Mervin! I'm sure you'll enjoy it a lot. :)

Sincerely, some random person who really likes Das Sporking, and greatly admires you for who you are. Will probably fangirl over das sporking if you ask... (Which you probably won't. You probably have better things to do, I assume. xD)

Anonymous

September 11 2016, 06:36:53 UTC 1 year ago

are you still alive????? youre my favorite sporker and you havent updated in over a year so i got kinda concerned sorry.