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Mass Disclaimer: I do not own any of the fics I spork on this LiveJournal, nor at any other communities I happen to post the sporkings. I am simply sporking to criticize the work in my own fashion. The fics themselves are the properties of those who originally wrote them and posted them online, thus making them public domain for anyone who wishes to criticize them in any fashion they like.
The fandoms in which I spork do not belong to me, either. They belong to their respective creators, producers, publishers, etc.
I do not own the series Twilight. It is the property of Stephenie Meyer.
Agent Sands does not belong to me--he is the property of Robert Rodriguez and Johnny Depp.
Professor Snape does not belong to me--he is the property of JK Rowling. We simply borrow those two from time to time to spork some particularly bad material.
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SPORKS
( Ariana and the Prophesy of Gaea )
( Salvation )
( Haunted )
( Sins of the Father (By animefan19) )
( Seven Days )
( Standing My Ground )
( Child of Grace )
( Twilight )
( New Moon )
( Eclipse )
( Midnight Sun (By Mrs. Hyde) )
FICS
( The Darkest Hour )
My Dragon Cave Page
( My Dragon Collection )
I love movie posters. Seriously. I cannot get enough of them—half the time, I don’t even care if the movie is good or bad, the poster is what I want. They can really make or break a movie. I don’t necessarily have the funds, time, or wall space right now to collect, but I am guilty of many an impulse buy when going through posters.
So I figured, hey? Why not use this picspam to do just that? I haven’t seen some of these movies, but I have seen the posters—damn, are they good. These are just some of my very favorite posters, no rhyme, reason, or theme. If you’re expecting order…don’t.
*Warnings: Really, none. This is a pretty tame picspam.
( 22 images under here—not dial-up friendly. )
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artistic
All righty. I closed yesterday’s poll—thanks to all who voted. Going over it, it looks like the general consensus says I start posting ASAP, but only here on the journal. So I will get going on that probably this weekend, unless I want to finish the next chapter first before starting up. However, for now, I have another poll. Because THEY ARE FUN. I AM HAVING WAY TOO MUCH FUN.
Well, and I am honestly curious about this. These are the fics I wrote when I did the Eclipse recap. I want to know which ones you guys like best. So, here are the fics first, and then there’s a poll after them and you can rank your top five, if you want. I’d appreciate some feedback, and if you want to say why you liked the ones you did, feel free to mention them in the comments. This is also so I can know what directly I should write in when I’m doing the BD recap, since more ficlets were what were most requested when I got to that one.
Happy reading.
( Eleven SpiteFics )
( The Poll )

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curious
The brand new Twilight recap I'm working on, going through and making it bigger, better, and more involved, is, as I am sure you already gathered, taking me a while (THESE PEOPLE ARE ASSHOLES AND IDIOTS OH MY GOD). And I don't think that is very fair to you guys--to just leave you hanging after Eclipse and holding Death Baby over your head? That's not nice at all. So! Here is your poll, and your options. Since I am ultimately writing for an audience, I want to know what the audience wants. Have at it. Post is unlocked so everybody who reads this journal for the recaps/sporks can see it.
Poll #1471760 The Revamped Recap
This poll is closed.
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 18
When/Where should I start posting the improved Twilight recap
As soon as possible! I am eager to see your new takes on it!![]()
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9 (50.0%)
Yes, but only just here on your personal LJ--we'll be test subjects and betas.![]()
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8 (44.4%)
Nah, I'd rather wait until it's finished so we won't have huge long waits between chapters.![]()
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3 (16.7%)
PJ is the cutest.![]()
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1 (5.6%)
No! Buzz is!![]()
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3 (16.7%)
Everybody knows MARTEN is the most adorable.![]()
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1 (5.6%)
Who cares who the cutest is? They're all gigantic mini-cougar furtubes.![]()
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7 (38.9%)

Yay, Hyde! Congratulations on a complete recap. And don’t worry—I have already promised you that, if she ever does somehow finish and publish this, I will recap it. Enjoy, my flist.
( Chapter 12 – Complications )
( Final Thoughts )

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accomplished
Mervin: *stone-faced and massaging his shoulders*
Sands: You know, I was prepared to tell you how much you suck at this, but you actually aren’t half-bad—so you can just keep doing that.
Mervin: *through gritted teeth* The chapter’s about to start. I will need to leave.
Sands: Oh? And why is that? *smirk*
Mervin: *sigh* Because I’m a weakling who needs Sands to come save my ass.
Sands: How true—and stop digging your thumbs into my neck like that. *waves lazily* You may leave.
Mervin: *stomps off, already turning into Mervzilla and feeling a good scream of frustration building*
Sands: *pleasantly* Where were we?
( Chapter 27 – Needs )
( Epilogue: Choice )
( Acknowledgements: A Sporking )
( Final Thoughts )
Thirty-six pages.
I can do thirty-six pages. I can handle it. Two chapters to recap left, and then the rest is sporked. I can totally handle this.
PJ, Buzz, Marten? Your huge, flabby, fuzzy tummies might be required. Y’all had better be ready for duty. Okay? Okay.
*cries*
( Chapter 26 – Ethics )
( Chapter 27 - Needs )

This is no exaggeration. Two seconds later, I hear from the TV that Patrick Swayze has passed away.
Patrick Swayze is kind of like Michael Jackson for me--he's just...infinite. It is surreal to think of him as dead, and so young, too. And while pretty much everybody (read: girls) are talking about Dirty Dancing and Ghost, I hope some of my flist will join me in saluting his best movie: Roadhouse. Everybody knows that is the only movie ever to be so bad that it swings right around and isn't just good--no, it roundhouse kicks past good and straight into AWESOME. All while wearing no shirt, of course, and sporting that mullet pompadour--or, as Mike said, a "mulladour".
I'm gonna miss him. In honor of the man who made so many very immortal and legendary roles, I offer this loving tribute.
It's your way or the highway, man. And it always will be.
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sad
( Chapter 11 – Interrogations )
( Chapter 12 - Complications )

Ahahahahahahahaha.
No.
( Chapter 25 – Mirror )
Stinger: “Smugness radiated from every hair in his fur.”
( Chapter 26 - Ethics )
If the title card didn’t give it away, this picspam focuses on the color red in the movie—specifically, all the blood. So this is a very violent and bloody picspam, with a main focus being on the last few deaths in the movie. Lots of throat-slitting, blood spraying, people covered in blood—yes, it was done very surreally and over-the-top, but it’s still a guy repeatedly stabbing a guy in the neck with a straight razor. You have been warned.
Spoilers for the end of the movie.
DIAL-UP USERS BEWARE: IMAGE HEAVY
Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street
( Sweeney Todd: Precious Rubies )
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accomplished
Away we go!
( Chapter 24 – Snap Decision )
( Chapter 25 - Mirror )

- Music:MST3K: "Manos": The Hands of Fate
( Chapter 10 – Theory )
( Chapter 11 - Interrogations )

In other words, this is an image-heavy installment of the Eclipse recaps. So dialup users beware.
( Chapter 23 – Monster )
( Chapter 24 - Snap Decision )

BTW—I’m very glad everybody liked the tidbits for the revamp revamp that Hyde and I are doing. But please bear in mind that that is a long ways off. I hope you stick with us to actually see it, if we can pull it off.
( Chapter 22 – Fire and Ice )
Stinger: “"Neither side meant any harm," Edward whispered, peace-making now.”
( Chapter 23 - Monster )

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AND I have a headache
'Kay, this post is unlocked for a reason, so let's get to business.
When the Twilight recaps get their move on to
So, yes. That is why Eclipse is taking so long. I'm collecting stuff and plotting. That recap will resume and finish soon, though. Then we have a looooong break as I do my thang. But here's the deal, folks. I need to know something from you guys. As you know, I am definitely revamping my Twilight recap and the first eight chapters of New Moon to suit my long-winded and entirely too thorough recap style I am currently using to make it more presentable for
So. Read your options on the poll (yay, poll!), and select what you think would be best. If none of these suit you, tell me what you want in the comments. I appreciate lots of feedback on this, as this is my LJ job, as it were. :D Thanks!
Poll #1437351 Twilight Recaps and their vague posting schedule
This poll is closed.
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 17
When/Where should I start up Breaking Dawn?
ASAP! I can wait read the other stuff later.![]()
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4 (23.5%)
I'd like it after you finish revamping TW and NM, but post it here while they move over to das_sporking--more stuff to read!![]()
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5 (29.4%)
Maybe give us some preview chapters while the move is happening?![]()
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4 (23.5%)
I'd much prefer to read everything in order by updates--start posting it over on das_sporking and I'll start reading it when it is time.![]()
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1 (5.9%)
Don't really care what you do.![]()
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3 (17.6%)
Ticky ticky ticky.![]()
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3 (17.6%)
Which is your favorite recap thus far? Tell me why in the comments.
Twilight![]()
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5 (29.4%)
New Moon![]()
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8 (47.1%)
Eclipse![]()
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9 (52.9%)
Midnight Sun (by Hyde)![]()
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6 (35.3%)
More ticky!![]()
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3 (17.6%)
What would you like to see more of in Breaking Dawn?
Little spite!fics--those are great ways to illustrate your point!![]()
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11 (64.7%)
Pictures--from Paul to the nuke, keep 'em coming.![]()
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4 (23.5%)
Other recappers--two's company, three's a fantastic party, and four's just a regular orgy of funny.![]()
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7 (41.2%)
Other--I'll tell you all about my ideas in the comments.![]()
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1 (5.9%)
You know you want to click this box.![]()
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6 (35.3%)

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